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JUST FOR LAUGH!

I told my son, "he would marry a girl that I choose."... He said "NO!" 🤔

I told him, "the person is Obama's daughter." 🤑... He said "YES!" 😂

I called Obama to let him know that, "my son will marry his daughter." - He said "No!" 🤔

I told Obama, "my son is the CEO of world bank." 🤑 He said, "YES!"😂😂

I called the president of world bank and told him, "to make my son the CEO." He said "NO!" 🤔🤔

I told him that, "my son is Obama's son- in- law." 🤑. He said "YES!" 🤣🤣

"This is just how the world works now."😜... In most cases, you must know someone or someone that knows someone in order to be accepted. It is all about connection.

"EVEN TO GET A PLATE OF RICE IN A WEDDING NOW NEEDS CONNECTION....😅


"A smile is like a thousand sweet flavours, so smile people." Be Happy! 

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  1. Unknown28 December 2021 at 11:55

    A plate of rice in weddings, you must know someone☺

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  2. Hermosa29 December 2021 at 02:48

    A plate of rice gets me laughing out loud😂😂. Oh well, I have the connection for a plate of rice in any Owambe that I am invited 😋😜.
    Ps: I have my way 😎

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