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 • What gets wetter the more it dries?

A towel.


• What kind of shoes does a spy wear?

Sneakers.


• Why are frogs always so happy?

They eat whatever bugs them.


• What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing, it just waved.


• Why doesn’t Dracula have any friends?

Well, honestly, he’s a real pain in the neck.


• A horse walks into a bar.

The bartender says, “Why the long face?”


How many teddy bears never want to eat anything?

Because they’re always stuffed.


Jokes Credit:Parade.com


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