• What gets wetter the more it dries?
A towel.
• What kind of shoes does a spy wear?
Sneakers.
• Why are frogs always so happy?
They eat whatever bugs them.
• What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, it just waved.
• Why doesn’t Dracula have any friends?
Well, honestly, he’s a real pain in the neck.
• A horse walks into a bar.
The bartender says, “Why the long face?”
How many teddy bears never want to eat anything?
Because they’re always stuffed.
Jokes Credit:Parade.com
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