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JUST FOR LAUGHS! ENJOY YOUR DAY.


*Uche* was in love

with a girl but

never had the

guts to tell her.


One night around 10pm,

he gathered

some courage &

sent her a text

with these

honest words...


"Amaka, I love you,

Pls reply & tell me

how you feel."


A few seconds later

he received a

message alert

on his phone.


He was so scared and

too tensed to open

it that night

so he decided not to

check the message

until the next morning

when he's less tense

and in better senses.


So he went to sleep.


When he woke up

the next day

he prayed seriously

about the message

for good news,

went about doing

his morning chores,

brushed his teeth,

ate his breakfast

took a bath,

dressed himself up then climbed into bed

and picked his phone

to read the message

on his phone.

This was the response

he read:.


"Dear customer you have

insufficient balance to send this message. Please recharge your account and try again". 😂 😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂 


Souce: Culled From Whatsapp 

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