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Enjoy your day Nigerians, he go better! 

1. Scenario One.

   

                                       Image credit: WhatsApp. 

If you know, you know! 😃 

But this sha na serious matter ooooo!


2. Scenario Two.

I OFFERED A MAN A RIDE AND THIS HAPPENED;

I recently picked up a man on my way from Akure.

He flagged me down at 7pm and I stopped right away cos he looked decent.

When he got in, he asked me "Are you not worried that I may be a kidnapper?"

I looked at him with full seriousness and said "No, the chances of two kidnappers meeting each other is very low 😂"

He was quiet all through the trip to Ondo 😂😂

Then he called his wife that he's on his way in a grey Acura 😂

He was so scared all through the trip that I could literally see his hands shaking.

I wanted to tell him "Oga calm down oo, na joke"

But I didn't. I let the fear eat him up until he dropped at Akure Garage 😂

To make it worse for him, I was doing 140km/hr all the way to Ondo 😂

Next time when you enter people's car, you won't start rubbish topic 🙄



Comments

  1. Anonymous19 August 2022 at 15:16

    This time so funny. The termite is the richest.

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