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Laughter The Best Medicine

A Laugh Makes One Beautiful!

• A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says, "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "The driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you.".....John Ocall




 ,• I am in shape.

Round is a shape...George Carlin


• When nothing is going right. Go left.


• Sometimes when I close my eyes, I see.....Nothing...lol.


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