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Laughter The Best Medicine

Please Enjoy Your Weekend With A Loud Laugh:


A.  Who said that English is easy?

Fill this blank with "YES" or "NO"

1. ______ I am not a good person..

2. ______ I don't have Sense.

3. ______ I am not honest.

4. ______ I am Stupid



B. Teacher to Aliyu's mother:

Teacher: Ma'am, everyday Aliyu comes to school, he smells awful, a thorough bath will do him a lot of good.

Aliyu's Mum: I received your note sire, I cannot remember saying Aliyu is a rose flower when he was enrolled in your school, so please focus on your teaching job.πŸ™†‍♀️


C. No matter how bad you are, you’re not useless. You can still be used as a bad example.


Just for laugh πŸ˜… 

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  1. Echoblog be making us smile! πŸ˜ƒ

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  2. A, is such a twistπŸ˜‚
    The sentences are the same either with a YES or a NO
    I love Echoblog!

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  3. Best puzzle ever, A!

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  4. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ this made my day!!!!!! Oh my!!! I have missed this blog and I am catching up all the juicy gists I have missed πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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