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Laughter The Best Medicine

A small apple is now ₦100. Something the serpent gave Eve for free. 

Stop warming bath water with a cooking pot; one man in the bank today was smelling like jollof rice. 


That moment during exams when the teacher asks you to sit in the front, you look back and see your friends cheating peacefully. 


I thought money was the only thing that could change people until I went to a wedding yesterday, and ordinary Jollof rice made someone act as if she did not know me. 


A mad man tells a doctor, "I have a problem, I dream of cows playing football every day." The doctor gives him some medicines. The mad man replies, "I'll start taking the meds tomorrow, today is the finals."


There is a woman behind every successful man. Do you know why? Because women do not follow unsuccessful men.


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