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2023 CHRISTMAS/BOXING DAY QUESTIONS

SUBJECT: HISTORY

INSTRUCTIONS: ANSWER ALL

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SECTION A

1. In what year did a senator jump out of a moving vehicle?

A.2015

B.2016

C.2017

D.2018

2. Which Nigerian president is good in letter writing?

A. Yar adua

B. Buhari

C. Obasanjo

D. Jonathan

3. Which Nigerian president accused Nigerian youths of being lazy

A. Babangida

B. Obasanjo

C. Buhari

D. Gowon

4. Which country In African continent do their wives belong to the kitchen and other rooms?

A. Congo

B. Togo

C. Ivory coast

D. Nigeria

5. If the article "Transmitted Transmission" were to be a setup, who might have masterminded it?

A. Ekweremadu

B. Saraki

C. Melaye

D. None of the above

6. Which Nigeria governor Teargas broken his neck and arm, of which the arm heal up the following day?

A. Wike

B. Fayose

C. Ortom

D. Tambuwa

7. Who's Nigerian dancing Senator eventually become Governor?

A. Ekweremadu

B. Kwankwaso

C. Adeleke

D. Borrofice

8. Who wrote a book title "Deris god oooo"

A. Abike Dabiri

B. Aisha Bhari

C. Patience Goodluk

D. Remi Tinubu

9. Who's the actor who because of the court case disappeared and reappeared after eleven hours?

A. Dino Melaye

B. Odunlade Adekola

C. Jim Hyke

D. Usofia

10. Name the South/West Governor who recently acted as an Emperor lion after his candidate lost an election he started acting as a domestic cat

A. Ambode

B. Aregbesola

C. Akeredolu

D. Fayose.

11. Who initiated "Emi lokan" slogan?

A. Atiku.

B. Sowore

C. Tinubu.

D. Obi.

SECTION B. ESSAY

ANSWER ALL ALSO

1. In which regime in Nigeria history did a snake swallow N30 million naira? (20 marks)

2. Who is the author of the article "Transmitted Transmission"? (30 marks)

3. From your mind state 3 reasons that led former president to say "Edide ejoko".

NOTE: The winner will get automatics ticket to be a senator in 2027.

GOODLUCK!!.

Your time starts now. 🏃‍♂🏃‍♂

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